You finally fell asleep...

...with some difficulty in the guardroom and you are woken up in an annoying way...

1) "Are you asleep?"
2) "There's a call for you, do you want to pick it up?"
3) "I solved the puzzle!" (I gave him one earlier in the day)
4) [shouting] "Shack ah!" / "Turn out!" (Any random ass who comes into the room)
5) "[my name], go and eat Prata ley..."
6) [touched a cold canned drink to my face], "Oops, I thought you were my friend" (whom he wanted to disturb)
7) "It's your duty... Oops, my mistake."

The annoyance was compounded when you looked at the time and realised that less than 30 minutes have passed since you dozed off. Fatigue and a desire to return to sleep saved them from your full wrath. Somehow, murder does not enter your mind at that point in time. Sleep eludes you and you get very pissed, wondering if it's too not too late to kill them...

-eof