According to the "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy", humans are behind dolphins and white mice in intelligence. Don't believe? These were what I overheard recently.
"They're walking in a museum" - A guy explaining to his friend on what was happening, after the characters had been walking for the last 10 minutes.
"The guy has just been killed" - Same guy explaining to his friend on what was happening, after the guy was last saw dead 10 minutes ago.
"What's happening?" - Someone asked when the lead character showed fear prior to entering a confined space.
"What's happening?" - Same guy asked again when the lead character showed fear prior to entering a confined space a second time.
"Oh, they sell ice cream!" - A girl exclaimed after queuing in a line in front of an ice cream vendor.
"Oh..." - By her mother.
"I thought the DHL balloon was filled with hydrogen..." - A girl.
"Do I look YOUNG?!" - A girl complained after being refused entrance to the Da Vinci Code for not bringing her ID card with her.
-2H3U
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