Work: Missing my mentor

Mentor just started her maternity leave...

[before]
Beanbear: After I go, don't bully our dear ladies in Logistics [ABC division] ah...
JW: ME??!! Don't know who bully who hor!!
Beanbear: *laughs*

Kinda annoying that colleagues are expecting me to call her up during maternity leave. This isn't a matter of confidence in my learning ability; It's the fact that they believe that I would actually disturb her.

[after]
1.
JW: [msg] Jess, if you need help completing Beanbear's program, I can quite familiar with it; I can help
Jess is beanbear's new boss
Jess: [msg] Why are you familiar with it?
JW: [msg] I kay-poh; I was helping her to look through.
Jess: [msg] Actually I do need help. Both of my girls are on maternity leave. What do you know about the FI module?
JW: [msg] I know some of the finance tables. I know how to post payment and clearing documents.
Jess: [msg] Actually I need more of someone as an abaper role for 3 weeks.
JW: I'm fine with it. But you have to clear it with my boss and you cannot touch me during month-end closing.
Jess: Oh ya, I don't dare to touch you ley. ABC division ley...
JW: Huh? I don't know who big who small. I only know they're my users.
Jess: ABC division, who not scared?
Something funny here...

2.
-after solving something simple...

JW: [msg] Users... Why I can do, you cannot do?
Fiona: [calls] You trying to provoke me, is it? That message was referring to me right?
JW: [calls] *laughs* I newbie leh. Less than 3 months.
Fiona: [calls] Your shi jie left saying that you cannot bully us
I bet she made that up
JW: [calls] *laughs* Too bad! For the next 3 months, I'm the biggest! (translation: I am king!)

-later
Marcus: JW, you know how to fix xyz?
JW: errr...
Fiona: Don't ask him; You can only ask him SAP. He says he newbie; 3 months only. And he's the biggest.
JW: *laughs* Who who? Who so arrogant?

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