Toilet habits of people on my floor

1. The holy water
1.1. Deliver his goods
1.2. Use napkins
1.3. Punch the tap with one hand
1.4. Touch the holy water with the same hand
1.5. Share it with the Earth God
1.6. Exit

2. The quick get-away
2.1 Deliver his goods
2.2. Use napkins
2.3 Exit

3. Special non-stick surface
3.1 Deliver his goods
3.2. Punch the tap with one hand
3.3. Touch the holy water with the same hand
3.4. Share it with the Earth God
3.5. Exit
Noticed something missing? OMG!!!

[Predictions]
a. If punching taps become a Olympic sports event; Singapore would sweep all the medals
b. Roger aka Smeagol would stop using the toilets in my building after reading this