Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Ong Bak 2 sucks

Ong Bak 2 sucks
The fighting is not entertaining.  It's just fast and vicious - that's it.  Break arm; break leg.  Tear throat; break neck.  Repeat.
Mix in agonising slow flashbacks that failed horribly to wring tears.  Add in a childhood girl friend that he promised to return to.  Have him stare into the night over and over again.  Have a dance sequence where you know that the girl has grown up.
If you relish a throat tearing brawl with constant reminders (aka flashbacks) of why watching this movie is a bad idea, then this movie is for you.

Rating: somewhere there with Hero
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