The joker...

called me at 1am. Saying that his JCreator reported an error, "invalid path...". That's for having no JDK. Asked me how I should write his report? If I could help him write? Can I take half a day off tomorrow?

I guided him over the phone but refused to write a sample of his report...

Twice he asked me if I could complete the whole thing for him. I asked him to take a close look at my screenshot, see what time I sent the codes to him.

He didn't get the hint.