JW the SAP Consultant: What is required of him

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[2 months ago]
JW: Hey guys, I'll be doing SD (my old rice-bowl) in the new company.


[6 weeks ago]
The-nicer-HR-gal: This is JW, he'll be doing the SD/MM module.
SD/MM?


[5 weeks ago]
JW: Shi-jie! Got user wants to request for access to GRMS system, who I look for ar?
Shi-jie: You la! I gave you the access, remember?
JW: Oh ya.

Snow-white: So how many years of ABAP experience do you have?
Oh shit...


[4 weeks ago]
JW: Hey! This is Purchasing! Interview never ask me if I know Purchasing.
Shi-jie: You in Logistics mah.
JW: Ya, luckily I know, haha.


[3 weeks ago]
Class: Can you teach us more on Dialog programming, ALV and RFC?
*Gulp*


[2 weeks ago]
Survive 3 days without Shi-jie, she hurt her back.


[1 week ago]
JW: Shi-jie! Helpdesk kept routing Workflow issues to me, like got my name like that. I think I need to talk to them later.
Shi-jie: You support Workflow mah, I taught you how right?
JW: Yah, but I thought it's for my SD only?
Shi-jie: No... The entire one.


[this week]
JW: AP, AR, GL. I thought I do SD/MM? Why I need to know so much other knowledge one?

JW @ 7.30pm: When's the latest day that you need your data?
Uncaring: Latest tomorrow morning, else cannot do month-end closing.

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