Training and being arrowed

Act 1:
Training dept offered courses;I happily signed up for SD module and Workflow, only to find out that they were online courses. I'll have to sit though a flash tutorial and take tests online. This has to be done during office hours, after lunch.
-.-"
What for? I want out!

Act 2:
Maybe someone made more noise than me as the online courses were scrapped. They offered courses to us from SAP instead. Happy! Colleague told me to advise her on schedule. Asked me take a SD course and an ABAP course. I replied that I'll take the SD course but will skip on the ABAP - it's too easy for me.

Act 3:
"I think we have a misunderstanding", she said. This is the colleague who taiji-ed the KL training to Jess; I have since gotten to know her and liked her. What she wanted was that I read off the SAP site and tell her the courses I want. I happily fought through the lousy-joke-of-a-website-by-a-leading-software-developer and came out with the information half an hour later. (The designer ought to be sent back to school)

Act 4:
she: What are these?
me: These are the courses I want.
she: then the other courses?
me: I'm not interested in them.
she: but I wanted you to choose...

Oh...
She wanted me to shortlist the SD (Sales & Distribution), MM (Materials Management) and ABAP Programming courses for my colleagues. As the official SAP site is a pain in the neck to read, let alone navigate, she out-sourced the job to me and Jess. Arrowed again.. -.-"

Oh well, no problem. Just a copy and paste job. No one can have the co-operation of my heart without my consent.